Transmutation of the Greeks -- A Political Arithmetick

There are 5.8 marriages a year per 1000 population in Greece. With a population of around 11 million, that works out to around 65,000 marriages or 65,000 marriage partners of each sex. If half of the marriageable women (32,500) were transported to Germany each year and replaced with marriageable German women, in a generation or two the Greeks would be transmuted into Germans and the debt crisis would be solved!

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